Thursday, October 28, 2010

E.O. 10.14.10

Welcome to another exciting week of the Empty Orchestra.  What is in store for tonight, well it is to early to tell. 
Tonight’s Line Up
  1. Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow by The Shirelle’s
  2. Rehab by Amy Winehouse
  3. Hot Stuff by Donna Summer 
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It has been a long week and I am so ready for some kick ass karaoke this week.  I’m gonna try at least one new song tonight maybe two….All depends on if I’m feeling it!  
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I must say that there are some pretty dandy singers here tonight.  I haven’t heard an out of tune singer yet.  The night is still young.
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Last week we had the MacNcheese guy singing the Humpty Dance.  This week we have a spunky red head gal bringing down the house!!!  Not the person I would have imagined to sing the song but way to rock it!
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Tonight has been filled with all kinds of great karaoke I just heard “Whole New World” from Alladian and for your listening pleasure a version of Oke from Muskogee that I have never heard!  Amazing(sarcasm included)
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The night is complete when the staff and I dance to Paper Airplanes by MIA
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GO Jr.from North Carolina GO ~~ Last Dance with Mary Jane…..Jr. is Freestylin’  Tom Petty … WOW!! 
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Shake it like a polaroid picture…..Note to shelf: If you want people to dance while you sing or cheer really loudly BRING YOUR OWN POSSE!! 
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Thank you karaoke singers of the world for REALLY getting into your songs…..even if it means you have the urge to yell into the mic and you act on that urge.
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All that and Chicken Wings…
~The Boss Lady

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

E.O. 10.21.10

Good Evening Everyone!  Well tonight we may be store for some good crowds. The Ducks won their game tonight against UCLA and I’m pretty sure that people are going to want to celebrate the #1 team!
Tonight’s Line Up
  1. Rocking w/ the Rhythm of the Rain by Judd's
  2. We Belong by Pat Benatar 
  3. Dream Lover by Bobby Darin
  4. SheBop by Cyndia Lauper
Well two of the regulars to karaoke just made my night!  Jeremy is singing “Girl You’ll be a Woman Soon”  and now B-Rad with “Hey Kids Rock n Roll”  Way to Rock it Guys!!!
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Now this is a guy singing a song that I don’t know BUT he reminds me of my cousins Nathan and Brian and I’m pretty sure that if they where to karaoke they would dance around just like this guy!
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Back in the day my brother would get mad at me if I sang along with the guitar parts of a song.  Well I kinda understand why he would get upset now.  A young lady just sang Say it Ain’t so by Weezer and decided that it would be a grand idea to screech along with the guitar parts.  Not a good idea!  I don’t think I was ever that bad!
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The Speakeasy is packed tonight!  Duck fans do know how to celebrate!
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I was just up singing We Belong and the token drunk girl decided that she needed to dance on the stage with me……not to much of a fan when people pop my karaoke bubble.
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Back Back Back it up….Stop and wiggle wit it!  To the windooooos … to the waaaaaaaaallls!  It’s a crowd pleaser! 
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12:15am and it has slowed a bit …. the past three hours have been of the hook!  It was a super busy night for karaoke!  Fantabulous!
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Alex + AC/DC = Kick Ass …… Shook Me All Night Long!
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Just heard my first ear bleeder of the night…..me oh my!
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There’s a first for everything…tonight’s first: live harmonica accompaniment with karaoke 
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~The Boss Lady

Saturday, October 9, 2010

10.7.10 ~ Special Guest Night

Tonight’s Special Guests are my Mom and Dad.  My mom didn’t have to work this Friday so they came down to visit me.  YEAH!  I love when my parents come and hang out on karaoke night!
To recap last week ….. well I sang 10 songs.  Usually on a “slow” night I sing 6…..Tonight I think I would be lucky to sing 4-5
Tonight’s Line Up
  1. Be My Baby by the Ronettes
  2. Queen of Hearts by Juice Newton (luv you Mac)
  3. Winds of Change by Scorpions
  4. 9-5 by Dolly Parton
  5. Time After Time by Cyndi Lauper
  6. We Belong by Pat Benatar
It’s looking like a prosperous night….
I just heard the best karaoke version of the “Humpty Dance” (sorry Adam…i still love your version too) This guy just shows up out of know where…munching on some mac n cheese…..and brings down the house…..
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You know it’s gonna be a Helluva night when the line dance lessons start happening!
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So, I’m sitting here with my parents and my Dad decides to tell me a joke…..here it goes….”They kicked me out of  Boy Scouts because I ate a Brownie.”   Thanks Dad!  HAHAHAHHAHA!
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It is top notch tonight!!!!!!!!  By far one of the best karaoke nights in a really long time…..It just makes you feel so good!
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Tonight has been very entertaining!…..Especially when Atom sings my favorite song….TRAGEDY by the BeeGees!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!!
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Well I ended up being able to sing all 6 songs tonight.  It was a good night!
~The Boss Lady

Friday, October 1, 2010

9.30.10

Louis Armstrong has been reincarnated as a short jewish man AKA Squiggy.
Welcome back to the Empty Orchestra……where it is always unpredictable. 
Tonight’s Line Up
  1. Queen of Hearts by Juice Newton
  2. Be My Baby by The Ronettes
  3. Levon by Elton John
  4. She Bop by Cyndi Lauper
  5. I Want You to Want Me by Cheap Trick
  6. Son of a Preacher Man by Dusty Springfield
  7. Like a Prayer by Madonna
  8. I Love a Rainy Night by Eddie Rabbit
Time to get down to business:  So far the good is out weighing the bad.  Hope that’s a sign for what should be a entertaining night.
Heartbreaker by Pat Benetar + The “Hippie Dance” = OhMyGosh
I have a fan tonight….see the very first line……..Make that two fans tonight…..I Rock!
As I was sitting here reading the EW, which is one of my weekly rituals, the karaoke crowd disappeared. =(  So sad…..how am I supposed to blog if there is no one to blog about.  It’s 11:45p and I have already sang 4 songs that never happens….. but because of this Jared and I got to sing 2 duets: “I Got You Babe & Dammit Janet”   Pretty Fantabulous if I do say so myself!
Everyone SHOULD be at the
Oak St. Speakeasy
EVERY Thursday night for Karaoke!!  It is the best place to karaoke in town!
 Amazing Staff + Divine Drinks +Fantastic Food + Great Patrons = FABULOUS BAR!!!  Love you all!!
“This is dedicated to the long haired guys in the pool room”  Looks like I’m not the only one with a fan tonight.
Thank You for watching/listening to  the “Mariah Show” brought to you by the Oak St. Speakeasy & Caught in the Act Karaoke.
Peace Out Girl Scout
~The Boss Lady
p.s “Shotgun” says Heeeeyy!